North Somerset just has nothing to offer.

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Everyone knows North Somerset is a horrible place to live.

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There is absolutely no wildlife to admire.

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It’s basically just boring-looking cows everywhere.

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Let’s face it, the weather is always awful.

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It is so colour-less here.

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It is so ugly.

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Why would anyone want to visit?

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The landscape is so dull.

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The seaside is a horrible place to hang out.

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Everyone here is so serious.

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No-one can take a joke.

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Nothing ever happens here.

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We have no significant historical sites.

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No history, at all.

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Big events? We do not have them.

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There is no excitement here.

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None at all.

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Honestly, do not come here.

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North Somerset is awful.

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It offers absolutely nothing – look at it, it is horrible.

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It is just not worth your time.

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Do not bother.

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