A good deterrent

April Fools Day, yes it was I knew it wasn't true,

A GOOD DETERENT

April Fools Day, yes it was

I knew it wasn't true,

A nudist beach, they wouldn't dare


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The air would soon turn blue.

Our beach it is a special place

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It cannot be defiled,

We need to keep our clothes on

It's far too wet and wild.

If it's really genuine

Just think, it might be true,

Come on, just get your gear off

And form a tidy queue.

The youngsters are the first ones

I expect they'll be quite keen,

But once they see us wrinklies

They'll just say - "drop the scheme!"

B NEALE

Little George Street, Weston

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