THIS is odd! Every time something nasty happens within a half a mile of my house a policeman turns up a few days later and asks my date of birth.

THIS is odd! Every time something nasty happens within a half a mile of my house a policeman turns up a few days later and asks my date of birth.

They must have written it down untold times over the last decade and I have always been polite, but you know what - they have never once sent me a card.

BRIAN AUSTIN

Alma Street, Weston