I AM writing to say how upset I was at the mindless vandalism caused to the scarecrows in Uphill Village last Saturday night. I am not sure which idiot(s) decided it would be good fun to set alight 10 of the scarecrows but whoever you are you must also ha

I AM writing to say how upset I was at the mindless vandalism caused to the scarecrows in Uphill Village last Saturday night.

I am not sure which idiot(s) decided it would be good fun to set alight 10 of the scarecrows but whoever you are you must also have brains full of straw.

You are pathetic imbeciles and are of no use to society. I feel sure you don't care what you have done and also feel sure you would not be clever enough to comprehend this letter.

I do pity you, though, as you obviously have nothing more in your sad little lives.

JOSH (AGED 11) - Via email